Honey, put that away. Nobody wants to see it.

Last night I experienced my first trip to a club. It really was everything I imagined. And much, much more. Take any high school dance scenario, cut the dresses shorter, add alcohol and allow high-out-of-their-minds older men to enter and presto, you've entered a hip club.

Don't get me wrong, it's great to be a sexy young girl. But when I see body parts that I did not intend to see, something isn't right. Maybe I'm naive or maybe I just don't get it. I feel like a club should allow you to have fun and dance the night away, not wear something you would have fit into when you were five years old and shake everything in a way that blatantly says you're asking for it. In my opinion, go to a strip club. Really.

And having that said, there really were not any guys in the entire place that were worth impressing. I have never seen more sketchballs in my entire life all congregated in one room. They literally stood in a giant circle around the dance floor, drinks in hand, visually raping every girl.

I did enjoy myself, but without a drink in hand or a barrier between me and the creeps it got a little old pretty fast.

NYC Adventures: Discoveries in the Subway and Beyond

Somewhere among the fashionable natives, the ever-so-interesting tourists, the illegal-bag-sellers and the men and women shoving pamphlets in everyone's faces, NYC offers plenty of smiles and surprises everywhere you turn.

Like...

the M&M store...

the Obama condoms (um.. what?.. signs advising you to visit http://obamacondoms.com/)...

a beautiful waterfall on a random side street...

the spinning Snapple caps on 50th...

the best rice pudding you'll ever eat at Rice to Riches in Soho...

strange fruits in China Town...

amazing dinners and pastries in Little Italy...

three hours of talent and amusement at dozens of Broadway musicals and plays...

and even a glimpse at a unique display on the wall of a Subway stop...

My "Beeeeachin" Weekend

I had a pretty packed weekend.. starting off with working on Saturday morning. I've got a pretty good summer job but for my first Saturday, it wasn't where I wanted to be. Afterwards I drove up to meet my boyfriend and we spent the rest of the day at the beach. The water was freezing but it was gorgeous weather. In the parking lot on our way out we saw this license plate:

We were going to eat at a place called Crazy Burger but the wait was super long so we drove to Iggys!

Sunday was a double whammy... Father's day and my mom's birthday. I bought my dad some scratch tickets and a tie and I bought my mom an antique bowl from the 60's.

We went to the mall and I was going to get another ear piercing but they didn't have any good earrings so I decided to wait. Then we went to the casino and I bought some Pandora charms and had dinner at an awesome Japanese restaurant.

WOO. sleepy time.